Back to Tatooine

I swear Sids wastes far too much of my valuable time making me go back and forth--time that could be spent reading Sports Illustrated: Twi'lek Edition. As soon as I entered his room of evil gloating, he told me to go back to Tatooine. Apparently, some Jedi had landed there...and the queen of Naboo was with them. Goodie. This means I finally get to slaughter some sorry hides. Not to mention see Queen Amidala. I hear she's pretty hot.

So I re-land out in the middle of no-where to keep an eye on the Jedi, only this time, I don't have to take the landspeeder out. Sids gave me these awesome Sith probe droids. I send 'em out, they bring me back information, footage, and pictures--such as the following:










They took this inside the Jedi's ship. I gotta say, those probe droids are definitely worth all those mechanics we went through that failed in building them until the newer ones got it right.

Well, as the force would have it, one of our little Jedi friends, as well as the Queen's handmaiden have decided to bunk with the same kid I had been sent to watch. The handmaiden looks too much like the queen, if you ask me.

Back to the brat. The Jedi Master of the party believes he's "special" as well. Apparently, his midi-chlorian count is pretty much countless. Maybe there's more to this sissy-boy than meets the eye. When I become a fully-alleged Sith Lord, I may take him on as my own apprentice. Sids better not plan on replacing me any time soon. I have a rep I need to make first.