A Not-So-Happy Master

Sids can be utterly unfair sometimes. As soon as I got on the ship, he took away my handheld blogging device and tried to sever my limbs. I mean, it's not my fault that the hippie-man decided to run away. 'Sides..I didn't feel like chasing them. We're all headed to Naboo soon anyway, so I'll get my chance there.

So his list of grievances against me are as follows:

• Failing to exterminate the hippie-clan
• Not saving him any oreos
• Keeping the nerds
  
• Losing the kid

Nothing that horrendous.

Alright, so maybe I slipped a few poisonous millipedes into his sleeping chambers a few nights ago...but that was just a Master-Apprentice prank! No biggie, right?

Well, anyway, I didn't manage to hide Thamuel and Merlin all too well from Darth Sidious. I had them stuffed in the ship's cargo hold, and I forgot about them for awhile. It wasn't until Sids randomly decided to empty the cargo into the outer-reaches of space that I remembered where they were. He said something about illegal substances and brownies or something.. How sad it was to watch them implode from all the pressure outside of the safety of the ship. Hmp. Looks like I won't be having anymore lightsaber upgrades.

Speaking of which, he didn't too much like the rock opera station that my lightsaber was playing; so all-in-all, he pretty much hated me when I got back from Tatooine. But it's all good. This is the relationship of a Sith Lord and his Apprentice.

....Maybe I'll steal some oreos for him when we get to Naboo. That might be awhile, though. We're taking the long route.