Friday, August 19, 2005

A Not-So-Happy Master

Sids can be utterly unfair sometimes. As soon as I got on the ship, he took away my handheld blogging device and tried to sever my limbs. I mean, it's not my fault that the hippie-man decided to run away. 'Sides..I didn't feel like chasing them. We're all headed to Naboo soon anyway, so I'll get my chance there.

So his list of grievances against me are as follows:

  • Failing to exterminate the hippie-clan
  • Not saving him any oreos
  • Keeping the nerds
  • Losing the kid
Nothing that horrendous.

Alright, so maybe I slipped a few poisonous millipedes into his sleeping chambers a few nights ago...but that was just a Master-Apprentice prank! No biggie, right?

Well, anyway, I didn't manage to hide Thamuel and Merlin all too well from Darth Sidious. I had them stuffed in the ship's cargo hold, and I forgot about them for awhile. It wasn't until Sids randomly decided to empty the cargo into the outer-reaches of space that I remembered where they were. He said something about illegal substances and brownies or something.. How sad it was to watch them implode from all the pressure outside of the safety of the ship. Hmp. Looks like I won't be having anymore lightsaber upgrades.

Speaking of which, he didn't too much like the rock opera station that my lightsaber was playing; so all-in-all, he pretty much hated me when I got back from Tatooine. But it's all good. This is the relationship of a Sith Lord and his Apprentice.

....Maybe I'll steal some oreos for him when we get to Naboo. That might be awhile, though. We're taking the long route.


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Hola, usted parece enojado, usted es lindo cuando usted es enojado. ¿Le miraba extraño en el partido de los padme?

just asking....


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Blogger Anakin Skywalker said...

poisonous millipedes! That's a good one to remember for Obs. Thanks, G.

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I can get you a super deal on Oreo's if you pass through Ilum... Just ask around for Palo. Mention my name and the margaritas... he'll know what you mean.

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Blogger Chancellor Palpatine said...

* smack, smack, smack *

Hmmph...sorry...hrat wuz that..

* wipes Oreo dust from face *

Whad I miss??

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Man, I hate it when I get dumped out of a crago hold into deep space.

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